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Off the local estate
Their nose is higher than a tower block
Always at assemblies with huge grins and claps loudly at their child
Unable to walk to school
Child is in every team going, and more importantly is the best player
His shoes were only £1,000 so i bought a pair in the next size up too
The one you dread speaking to you as you will be there all day
The leader of the gang
Works part time at the school as a dinner lady, playground supervisor or class assistant.