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When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris has a MySpace. It is called "Earth". You are taking up its space.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.