Depression Gifts

These days, who can afford to send people beers or flowers? Send the gifts that are still within your budget.

Gotta stick with the classics.

You never know when you'll need to be able to carry water, bottle your homemade brew, or bash somebody.

Take 'em where you can get 'em, man.

Perfect for starting fires, insulating your sleeping area, or personal hygiene behind a tree if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Useful for self-defense, ballast, and occasionally acquiring more expensive gifts.

Handy for poking things, firewood, and for carrying your bindle.

Very handy, very cheap.

One a day keeps the creditors away. I hope.