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I went to that convention and all I got was this stupid nutcracker
Just a wooden nutcracker, no frills
Like old man river, but made of wood
Nutcracker covered in fairy dust
I've got an offer you can't refuse.
"cracking" under the pressure
pretty self explanatory
this nutcracker can cure what ails you
for the ones you share your sty with.
this nutcracker can walk on walls, throw knives, and and disappear in a cloud of smoke
this pirate has a hook, a sword, and needs a bath.
this nutcracker is a way to tell someone you love them
this nutcracker is ready to settle down, but not before one last night with the girls
old saint nick is riding in his sleigh.
this colorful nutcracker has massive red shoes and a candy red nose. shoes serve as the base.
this nutcracker has a straw hat and a strand of wheat hanging from his mouth ya'll.
this nutcracker looks plain on the outside, but if you look in the mouth there is a holiday grill.... bling bling.
this well dressed nutcracker shows style and class with a golden base
this nutcracker has a boat and a fishing pole, the only thing missing is a fish.
this sinister cracker uses the force to crack the holiday nuts
this green nutcracker is on a base of realistic grass with a tree behind him
a nutcracker to show your holiday support for survivors of cancer.
a nutcracker that could solve the worlds tree shortage issues.
a green nutcracker on a wooden base
a blue nutcracker on a wooden base
a red nutcracker on a wooden base