ever wish you could have your friends hit by a bus, then go on, do it!

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citylink express coach
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
citylink express coach

your victim will lye on the M6 for several hours getting hit by the remaining traffic as the driver of this coach will take a few hours to realise what he's done!

Golden Oldies days out
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
Golden Oldies days out

Oh dear! ... the sight of your victim lying under the wheels of this coach will finish off a good few of its passengers from strokes and heart attacks!!

tour bus
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
tour bus

your victim will be snapped by tourists and will be on Facebook quicker than the hospital can fix you!

bendi bus
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
bendi bus

Boris Johnson hates them, so finish off your victim with one of these before they go! .. if the front end wont kill them, the second bit surely will!

modern London bus
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
modern London bus

not so stylish, but they hang around in packs to finish your victim off with a treble!!

London bus
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
London bus

take your victim out in style, classic London red bus! .. serious injury, possible death, and there will be another one along in a minute to finish them off!

double deck
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
double deck

serious injury, broken bones, possible death!!

single deck
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
single deck

serious injury, although fiberglass your victim will almost certainly spend the next few weeks in hospital

dial-a-bus
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
dial-a-bus

again, cuts and bruises, broken limbs, trip to the hospital

minibus
I Wish You Could Get Hit By A Bus
minibus

will cause injury, cuts and bruises, maybe even a broken bone or two!