IRS Building

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

Throw apples at it.

Basketballs

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

I'm crapping them over in the bathroom.

Fruit Basket

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

Go hump one.

Fat Chicks Who Don't Own Any Beatles

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

They don't...

Sheep Roofers

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

I have a sheep doing roofing at my house.

Styrofoam Nuns

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

I have a business installing them

DJO Apple Juice

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

Apple Juice for half price

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

Apple Juice

I'm Sending You A Fax, Can You Guess What It Is?

We should make apple juice and fax it to each other.