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"They are cheap tacky shit" "I will have you know it is top of the range fencing that, from the D.I.Y shop!"
"I want a family saloon!" "I am selling one it is a bit black but it looks as good as new" "How much" "£10" "Its a deal"
This F***ing little F***er won't F**K off
"New home!, i got you some net curtains" "aww... thanx"
A nice piece of graffiti, just for you!
"I am sure they are illegal" "Not on a council estate"
Get the plumber in! we have a leak!
"Bad parenting?" "NO!" "Well the social are here!" "oh shit"
Oh dear.... The dibble are here! stash your drugs!
Here's your new place, it has no roof but it will be just fine!
Congrats! dont get stoned alone!
Here's a little something, from a 'close' friend!
Congrats! You get a burnt out car!