poke fun at your friends who don't know how to do or just don't possess the skills to do simple tasks.
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sew a button
How-To's
you'll need to thread a needle with thread to do this... so if that's already too advanced for you just give the garment away and buy a new one - you'll be less frustrated in the end.
use chopsticks
How-To's
first, you must be Asian (see picture), if you do not meet this criteria, use a fork.
tie your shoes
How-To's
if you don't know how to by now, better just get some velcro shoes.
roll your tongue
How-To's
stick it out... and roll it. if you've never done it before, odds are you can't.
cook rice
How-To's
follow the instructions on the bag.
peel a banana
How-To's
this is much easier than peeling a grape, and while only slightly less of a nuisance it's recommended to pass this task on to someone else to do for you if it's starting to seem too labor intensive.
jump rope
How-To's
go back in time to when you were 5 years old - it's less embarrassing this way when you forget to hop and the rope trips you.
wash your hands
How-To's
you'll need soap & water and you'll also need to know the lyrics to Happy Birthday. not Twinkle Twinkle. that one takes way too long to sing, and if you're unfamiliar with washing your hands chances are you'll lose interest in a longer song while washing up.
put gas in your car
How-To's
if you seriously can't figure it out maybe it's best you're not on the road.
blow a bubble
How-To's
you'll pretty much either be able to do it, or you won't. sorry.
tie a tie
How-To's
get the sales person who sold you the tie or someone who knows how to tie one to do it for you, and - this is the key - don't untie it... ever.
get out of a ticket
How-To's
be lucky and/or attractive to the officer pulling you over.
clean a toilet
How-To's
the main thing to keeping a clean toilet is to never let a guy use it. they enjoy going outside anyway.