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You will dance on their grave, and then fertilize the daisies they push up (optional)
You will duct tape an unending loop of Michael Jackson's "thriller" or another irritating video—TO YOUR FRIEND'S EYES (forever)!
You will shred, soak with acid, or burn your friend, very, very slowly.
You will harness your friend and work him to exhaustion, publicly discracing him in the process.
You don't kill your friend, but chain him in your dungeon and keep him there. It's up to you what to do next.
You give your friend a drug to give him horrible nightmares, and then another to put him into a coma. Let his imagination kill him!
You and your friend play a game of "hot potato" with a grenade. Have fun!
In lack of resources, you merely shout at your friend the worst thing you can think of. Oh well!
At the top of a tall building or cliff, you *accidentally* give your friend a hard shove in the *wrong* direction.