How much do you hate your friends? Tell them!

Scegli il tuo regalo:

Grave dance
Insult Your Friends
Grave dance

You will dance on their grave, and then fertilize the daisies they push up (optional)

Curse
Insult Your Friends
Curse

You will duct tape an unending loop of Michael Jackson's "thriller" or another irritating video—TO YOUR FRIEND'S EYES (forever)!

Painful death
Insult Your Friends
Painful death

You will shred, soak with acid, or burn your friend, very, very slowly.

Embarrassment and Enslavement
Insult Your Friends
Embarrassment and Enslavement

You will harness your friend and work him to exhaustion, publicly discracing him in the process.

Torment and Torture
Insult Your Friends
Torment and Torture

You don't kill your friend, but chain him in your dungeon and keep him there. It's up to you what to do next.

Nightmare
Insult Your Friends
Nightmare

You give your friend a drug to give him horrible nightmares, and then another to put him into a coma. Let his imagination kill him!

Pinless Grenade
Insult Your Friends
Pinless Grenade

You and your friend play a game of "hot potato" with a grenade. Have fun!

Deadly Insult
Insult Your Friends
Deadly Insult

In lack of resources, you merely shout at your friend the worst thing you can think of. Oh well!

Hard shove
Insult Your Friends
Hard shove

At the top of a tall building or cliff, you *accidentally* give your friend a hard shove in the *wrong* direction.