This is for all the facebook people who are THIRSTY for attention to themselves or from someone else.

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Glass of WATER
Here Is Something To Quench Your Thirst, You Look
Glass of WATER

Basic drink. Stop calling my phone, texting me, inboxing me, and popping up on the instant chat.

JuiceBox
Here Is Something To Quench Your Thirst, You Look
JuiceBox

A little parched. We cool, but I don't like you like that. Stop sending me messages indicating that you are interested in dating me.

Bottle of GATORADE
Here Is Something To Quench Your Thirst, You Look
Bottle of GATORADE

Advanced thirst. I'm gone need you to stop posting comments on my wall about the feelings you have for me.