Give random gifts to your friends, family, or enemies! With either special unknown meanings or just for the hell of it, give them something they can never refuse!
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Hippo Tooth
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The tooth of a hippo, carefully extracted by an elf with hedge clippers. Appreciate the tooth!!!!!
A Water-Logged Cardboard Box
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Freshly picked from the back of a drenched hobo this morning! Don't worry, we checked it for lice!
Illy Aimed Lightning Bolt
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Whilst aiming for a super pshychotic serial drive by high-fiver, the bolt hits a stray dog with two and a half legs. Opps.
Bed Sheet Projection Screen
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Projector, computer, thing to be projected, and life worth projecting anything not included.
Old and Tan Potato Salesman
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He likes long walks through the garden and bubble baths once a year! Look out girls, he's a real spud!
Used Quantum Mechanics Textbook
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This is proably the closet you'll evr get to owning a book of such value! Too bad the bookstore wont buy it back!
Whipped Cream Charger Cartidges
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The box says 24, but we may have tested them out for you.
Fish Bowl - Dead Fish Included
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Oh, you knew fluffy wouldn't have survived a week anyway! At least it saves you on fish food, and people food depending on how much you liked Fluffy...
Stylish Lampshade Hat
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It's all the rage in Guam! Really!
Leaky Coffee Cup
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No of course I didn't put hydrocloric acid in your coffee! Sheesh!
Retro Refridgerator
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Because everyone loved the sixties! Tye-dye, free love, the lingering threat of horrific death by atomic bomb with nothing but beneath your desk to save you. Whats not to like?
A Single False Eye-Lash
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Found on the floor of the girls bathroom after prom. Good for at least one more use, maybe two?
Broken Crowbar
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About that...you see...
Crochet Needle
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"...and this scar here, oh yeah thats from the bingo club fight of '93. I still have nightmares...but I came out with almost both my eyes and liver...almost."
Eggplant Sharpie
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No it dosent taste like eggplant...trust me...
Old-Fashioned Can Opener
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Because you just cant be caught without a can opener!
Rotten Coconut
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All the way from Hawaii with only a few stop along the way! Uh...hope you didn't spend too much on it...