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Hi, my name is Bob.
Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
We need the fire department, the location is We don't know!
I want the cat!
Gaze into my eyes cuz IMMA' FIRIN' MEH LAZOR!
He's pure gold ;)
Ahh, our noble American Shorthair
Please adopt me.
I'm endangered and a very rare species please help me.
I'm a nice house pet and a nice lion, I'm endangered so please let me come in and live.
Please adopt me!
It's so hot and bad over here please adopt me.
I'm cold... please adopt me into a warm house.
Help me! Please adopt me!
Holy crap! He's so cute!
It is not pronounced Lea pard!
Gaze into my eyes, HEY STOP LOOKING AT MY EARS!
Undies?
Why oh why?
My owner isn't name Geoffery
STOP CALLING ME FLAT!
Do I fish for fish, or do i fish for cats?
Where's all my fur?
Hug me, and I'll bite you.
I AM NOT A LEAPORD!
We da' big eared twins, yo.