|
|

It looked OK on the lot...
Yes, it's your mom. Actually it's the broad who made this application, but for at least three of you people, it's Mom.
No he's not drunk. Yes, he's always like that.
No one tell her it's not 1967 any more.
He shows up and suddenly the beer's GONE.
She might last the day without being dark and brooding, but don't bet money on that.
He just showed up. No one knows why. But he brought some damn good eggnog.
You didn't wrap anything right, your food sucks, the house isn't good enough and neither are you.
Not merely unidentifiable...but downright disgusting! Smile and have a bite!
Your sister in law made this. No one knows what it actually is, but you're gonna have to eat it anyway. mmm-mm!