You'll be getting wreaths, trees, gift wrap, elves and love all season long...why not get the gift of a real family holiday?

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Sad tree
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Sad tree

It looked OK on the lot...

Mom
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Mom

Yes, it's your mom. Actually it's the broad who made this application, but for at least three of you people, it's Mom.

Grandpa
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Grandpa

No he's not drunk. Yes, he's always like that.

Your alternative Lifestyle grandmother
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Your alternative Lifestyle grandmother

No one tell her it's not 1967 any more.

Drunken uncle
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Drunken uncle

He shows up and suddenly the beer's GONE.

Your emo cousin
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Your emo cousin

She might last the day without being dark and brooding, but don't bet money on that.

Gary Busey
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Gary Busey

He just showed up. No one knows why. But he brought some damn good eggnog.

Mother in Law
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Mother in Law

You didn't wrap anything right, your food sucks, the house isn't good enough and neither are you.

A dish of WTF?
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A dish of WTF?

Not merely unidentifiable...but downright disgusting! Smile and have a bite!

Unidentifiable Food
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Unidentifiable Food

Your sister in law made this. No one knows what it actually is, but you're gonna have to eat it anyway. mmm-mm!