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Love is like.. Who cares? You'll die of an STD anyway.
They say the truth sets you free...why the hell are you still here?
Look up...idiot.
I think you should lower your rates.
It's so cute! Now would you please put your pants on again?
To my one and only... That's right, sniff the Sharpie. It's the only action you'll be getting for a while.
. See that dot there? It's all I could come up with for your sake.