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Laugh in the face of bumps and make mincemeat out of parked cars as you make a right redneck of yourself
The ultimate adrenaline experience!
Fancy bustin’ open your trunk for a tailgatin’?
Who says drummers are noisy thickos?
learn a new skill
a new computer?
If you're a budding astronaut you'll need to start eating space food
Nice and nasty, pain and pleasure, chilli and jellies - some things just go together well.
Loafing around on the sofa is where it’s at.
Drinking wine is fine. Drinking bubbly is lovely. Drinking bubbly with bits of gold in it is utterly decadent
Know someone who likes there music
So you can buy what ever you want
Want a console for christmas
some clothes
for a girlfriend,wife or a good friend
warm up your cheecks with some spirts
A lovely pair od winter socks
I love it loud
Stick it where the sun don’t shine
You spin me round like a record
That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!
Why use jumpers for goalposts when you can inflate your very own football pitch in about 30 seconds?