Give presents to everyone! And don't ask why the title is in German! Be happy! Don't commit suicide!

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Love Heart
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Love Heart

Love is in the air! No need to be romantic love, either.

Bananafish
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Bananafish

Proof that bananas are fish.

Cheesy Grin
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Cheesy Grin

A nice big cheesy grin!

Haddock
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Haddock

A wonderful haddock! Make someone happy!

Unicorn
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Unicorn

A lovely unicorn! Pwetty wainbow pony.

Sunlight
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Sunlight

Bring a ray of light into their life.

Cardboard Box
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Cardboard Box

A good house for the less fortunate, or fun for a kitten!

The World
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The World

Give them the world!

Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Don't Panic.

Grand Piano
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Grand Piano

For the pianists amongest you.

Moulin Rouge DVD
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Moulin Rouge DVD

Best. Movie. Ever.

German Dictionary
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German Dictionary

Actually, very handy. For looking up things like haddock.

A Kitten
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A Kitten

Ahh, how sweet!

Dead Rat
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Dead Rat

In memory of my Pizzeria...

Hitler
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Hitler

Not that you'd want one, but still

Ein Schellfisch
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Ein Schellfisch

A haddock, but in German!

Vaseline
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Vaseline

Vaseline is wonderful!

Squirrel
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Squirrel

As a pet, or for food if you must, have a lovely squirrel!

Taylor Lautner
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Taylor Lautner

Because everyone wants one!

Hairbrush
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Hairbrush

Send someone a hairbrush. I actually once owned the hairbrush in the image. It talks. I wonder where it went...