Billy Mitchell's Hair

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I'm obsessed with Billy Mitchell's hair, which I think is a far superior addiction to any of those other ones.

Maybe he did that 25 years ago. But I haven't heard of him doing it lately, and it makes you wonder why not.

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.

When you wanna attach your name to a world-record, when you want your name written into history, you have to pay the price.

I want you to remember that no punk bastard ever got a gnarly piece of poontang by being sensitive and considerate.

Pattern recognition and memorization is key.

I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame.