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Hi I am a virus spread through sneezing, coughing and saliva! I make you feel like you just got hit by a truck!
Hi! i am the common cold. You must have been standing too close, or shared a drink, or breathed in my brothers somehow. There's nothing special about me, except I make you feel like crap for a long time!
Oh no! Someone kissed you! Surprise! Im a herpe!
OOHHH NOOO you really dont want me. I will give you severe high fever. cold sweats and make you delirious! but at least you'll miss school/work for at least 2 weeks!
Did you rub skin with someone? yes you did. yes you didddd
Clap on, Clap off the clapper. oh thats ok. just take some pills for 7 days. youll be fine.
were you at a seafood restaurant last night?
Hey Thanks for that really funny email! It came with an even better attachment that fragged my computer! Thanks!