What Kind Of Guy Are You?

Engage in a battle of insults with this punk Ignore it for the most part, but spare enough time for a devil’s glare before continuing on your way Ignore the comment completely and continue looking for your friend’s birthday present Say “Look who’s talking, douche-bag” and finish your task, but in a particularly testy mood Smirk, and proceed to beat the tar out of the guy Try and ignore the jerk, but the rest f your day is ruined. You mutter things about under your breath until you leave the mall Why the heck am I in the mall? That’s for preppy people

I drank too much and never could manage to kick smoking… I never made it with Jessica Alba I never smoked a high end cigar… Regrets? If I lived my life worrying about those, life would just be too short to make sure I didn’t have any! Shoot, man, I died way too soon. I never got the full American pie collection That my body is too destroyed to be used for science to benefit man kind Well, once I hurt my loved ones and I’ve never been able to forgive myself.

Hell yeah! Some people disagree, but I’m one awesome guy! Meh, I guess… I don’t think so, but other people do No, not really… Sure, it’s not like I’m a murderer or anything… Well, I guess you could say I’m better then most… Yeah I’m alright I guess, but I’ve done some things I’m not proud of. Yes. I’m pretty darn pimp if I do say so myself

Are you nuts!? And live in constant fear of what happens when I drink? No way no how. old guy dies Che, old mans worthless anyway. He was never there for me when I needed him so why be there for him? I can’t…. I already donated my left kidney to a young boy with cancer. Hopefully it will make his last months here on earth more enjoyable…*tear* Of course, he’s my father isn’t he? Sure, but he better be well aware that he owes me for this one… Well, how long is the line? I mean, I’ll give it to him, but I’d rather keep it, you know? Well, idk, I mean, pops has a lot of money, but I’m not sure if I’m in the will or not… if I do this maybe I’ll become his favorite and I’ll get the bigger half

Beethoven and other classical composers; older hymns are enjoyable as well, but rap is pure evil Death metal and rap, moron! Heavy rock, rap, hip hop, such like that I prefer religious works and classical music I’m pretty good with most music, just keep that rap junk away from me! Meh, any music really, depends on my mood. Rock is awesome, but rap is just fun to sing

I likes me my big boobies! Depends on the girl really, they have to match her figure Double D’s baby! I guess if I had to pick I like bigger ones If I’m with a girl I love I don’t care how big they are. Of course, I still do have my preference… Oh wait, this is about a girl’s chest size!? I thought we were talking about how tall we like our glasses! The larger the better

“The hills are alive, with the sound of music!” *La lala la!* Do I have to answer? If a cow says moo and a sinking ship goes blub blub blub, what do you get when you put them together? Here’s a hint: boob. If my toes were made of peanut butter, I’d shave them Lost in translation… This quiz was, weird… Yes, I love you Frankenstein