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I wanted to treat you like royalty, but I got you this instead... I'm kind of on a budget.
Show some love, affection, or romanticism with this most important organ
Aw! Someone needs a hug! Here's a start. You can hug this little guy as tight as you want.
Great Job! I'm so proud of you!
I'm so happy for you! Yay! Let's celebrate!
You need to relax, take some time off. It's not a crime to imbibe every now and again... if you're old enough, that is.
Just wanted to show you how much I care
When you're feeling down and blue, this gift I'll always send to you.
Well, you said you wanted one. This is the best I can do right now.
Can't we all just get along? Or at least just us two?
You're my princess, and here's the proof.
Keep it up, bookworm! I'm so proud of you!
Don't forget... I know what you did. You will pay.
Whoo! Go team!
Just to show I didn't forget!
Good for any celebration!
I wish you the best of luck on your next big adventure!
You're always saying you need some ass... Well here's one!
Ooh! See, I told you this place was haunted!
What an adorable creature! She reminds me of you!
Just think-- you don't have to take this one for walks!
You're one cool tree swinger!
I want to eat your brains... among other things.
When you care enough to send the very best.
I'm watching you...