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Love is like.. Who cares? You'll die of an STD anyway.
. See that dot there? It's all I could come up with for your sake.
To my one and only... That's right, sniff the Sharpie. It's the only action you'll be getting for a while.
It's so cute! Now would you please put your pants on again?
I think you should lower your rates.
Look up...idiot.
They say the truth sets you free...why the hell are you still here?