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Sometimes you just can't bring yourself to greet someone face-to-face.
I need to sanitize after that handshake.
For the person who just has to feel the pulse.
Bounty, the quicker, picker-upper.
That greasy feeling is just gross.
But you really aren't happy about losing.
Who hasn't ever used this one?
Why two hands and why cover it up from view?
Hip, cool...and so 70's.
Like holding a snake.
No matter what you do, you are destined for a hug and can see it coming.
More like a finger grab.
You can't help but be careful, or else there are bones crushed.
Some people just like to watch others fall.
Ouch!
Similar to the Ulterior Motive Handshake...no good comes of this. Common in politicians.
No sense touching when the point can be just as effective.
Is there a doctor in the house?
Bonding...
Also known as the Boy Scout handshake...it just seems so un-natural.
How well we all know this one!
Uh...which way did he go?
Get your mind out of the gutter!
Exhibiting enthusiasm or excitement...or just to see some bouncing up and down-again, get your mind out of the gutter.
Ever had the jewelry dig into your hand? Painful.
So cruel...
For the cat lovers!
How we love our pets!
For the Vulcan who is too emotionless to touch.
By women, for women.
What some people will do for money.
Some people will do anything to keep from touching.
Some people have to combine a hug with the shake.
For those who just go through the motions and don't really mean it.
For those who feel powerful and god-like.
For the alternative lifestyle.
For the romantic.
The Mork from Ork greeting.
Muscle crunching.
The fist-on-fist from the Prez.
By men, for men.
For the handshake that has no feeling and is just, well...there.