What Type Of Rock Are You?

Can you help me? Can you stand up? Only if you stand up. WTF type of question is this!

I do them with no hands! Maybe a half of one... Only if you can do one too Why on earth would I feel like doing a push up in the first place?

Do you? I've seen people faint...what a bunch of wooses. My stance never wavers sometimes my knees do feel a little weak and my head gets dizzy

most of the time Never Only if you do Wanna find out?

I can lift boulders I have never lifted a finger, especially for a stupid piece if rock! Maybe some sand Only if the guy next to me can to

Do you? I don't know about lasers, but I do look at someone when they are speaking I give them cancer with my eye bullets! No, I tend to keep my eyes on the ground

Always are you maybe if I feel like it never

I cry when a cat scratches me I feel as much pain as you I'm oblivious to pain Only when Im angry

100 2 50 how old do you feel

I am afraid of what everyone thinks of me I am bullet proof I am like teflon on the outside, but soft as butter on the inside. Only if I can hurt yours too