Cynic Or Sincere

That's great mate.. erm!...fancy meeting later about... 2 o'clock? Yeah! well maybe i'll have to take a rain check on that one, while you take off that nappy and get a grip!!

Hey up mate you can have him/her she's a pain in the bum :D You both think you've found the one! Well tell that to the 7 other people he/she has been with. Have a grreeat day!!!

Just when i thought you couldn't get any more annoying, you do so in a way that makes me want to vomit!!! Seriously would you two get a room? i'm gonna break the record for projectile vomit!

I can't think to the death of me why we havn't spoke before now :P Shhh me and you will stay best friends forever, if you stay outta my face... see you later!

Hi darling how are you... maybe there's an interest :D Nothing just carry on walking by

!!!!!!... OMG!!!! !*%... god kill me now!!