Which Military Branch Would You Join?

As long as I'm doing what I want to do, I'm there! I get down and dirty, Just tell me what I need to do! Let me get a cup of coffee first and I'm good! Work? Are you serious? Can't this wait?

I know what happens when you fight... jail, police, black eyes, fat lips(etc.). So I'm getting Out of Dodge! Im not throwing the first punch, but I'm not running either. Its me and you, right here, right now! Use My Wits to think of innovative ways to get out of it.

I have my own transportation, But I also have a bus pass and frequent flyer miles! Im the #1 Fan of the MILE HIGH CLUB ! Taxi !! To hell with that, I have people that give me rides, for free!

I get weird looks when I walk down the street in my threads I have a few things tucked away that I can throw on. Modest, mostly casual, not to classy but not shabby either My closet is full of things to wear! You need something?

Black Hawk Down Full Metal Jacket Iron Eagle Top Gun