I'm The Coolest Ex

Drink til you drop and cry to your friends shouting "What will i do? I still love him/her...huhuhuh Go home and take a rest. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life! Take a stroll and buy new stuffs to make you look attractive to "OTHERS". Goodbye ex,hello suitors!hahah

"Oh my wellness!.. i need to stop eating junkfoods to avoid junk names entering my head!" ewwww I'll go to their house and make myself look worst so they'll surely feel pity of me especially to his/her relatives. I'll grab my phone and send him/her a "how are you" text message or something just for you to know if he/she is still breathing. That's all!

Good for him/her. Goodluck! Ofcourse I will not let this day pass without confronting that trying hard boy/girl. Well.. before he/she had a new one, i already had mine before we broke up. HAHAHA