Are You Cheap?

Drive your car to the mall and find a nice outfit, then pick up all of your friends and drive them to the party. Find the best thing in your closet and take the bus or call a friend for a ride. Wear what you have on and ride your bike there to save gas.

Call a tow truck to pick you and your car up. Call one of your friends to pick you up and ask them to get gas for you. Jog to the nearest gas station and buy an inexpensive plastic gas carrier, fill it up, then jog back to your car.

Inform the owner and ask what you could do to repay him for the damages. Leave all a check of a large quantity in an envelope under his windsheild wiper. Quickly drive away.

Give me your cheapest phone. Just whip out your most expensive cell phone and stop talking to me... What phone would you prefer to somone looking for an inexpensive and decent quality cell phone?

Here's my credit card number, charge twenty dollars every month and that should cover my part in donations for a while. Here's twenty dollars, I'm very sorry but my gas tank is low and this money was to pay for gas. Sorry I don't have any money.