if you are faced with a scary group of ninja-thugs on the street, what do you do?

you fall and cut your leg in a ninja battle. what do you do?

Some tiny little weak ninja steals you wallet as you prepare for battle. what do you do?

you have lost your title as super awesome ninja dude to your forever rival. how do you react?

your own father has not chosen you to participate in the annual tournament of souls. what do you do?