Depression Gifts

These days, who can afford to send people beers or flowers? Send the gifts that are still within your budget.

One a day keeps the creditors away. I hope.

Very handy, very cheap.

Handy for poking things, firewood, and for carrying your bindle.

Useful for self-defense, ballast, and occasionally acquiring more expensive gifts.

Perfect for starting fires, insulating your sleeping area, or personal hygiene behind a tree if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Take 'em where you can get 'em, man.

You never know when you'll need to be able to carry water, bottle your homemade brew, or bash somebody.

Gotta stick with the classics.