What Kind Of Cow Are You?

Hello. Hi, my name is ___, nice to meet you. Would you like to eat lunch with me? Oh, hi. You know, eat wherever... What are you doing talking to me?

Hamburgers, or steak. I'll eat anything you set in front of me. Something sweet and juicy, fresh... Why do you care?

I start them. Oh, you know... They're, ummmm... family? They're my family. We get along most of the time. We're really close, and I love my parents and my children.

Netherlands. Scotland. Spain, or even better, the Texas hill country. This is a pointless question. I never get vacations. I'm a cow.

...Huh? It was alright. It was good. It was stupid, for which I should kill you. Or maybe not.