Which Mighty Duck Are You?

Good shooters. I show off too much. Intimidating people. My wrist. No weakness. I'm too strong for that. Not the Triple Deke. Not wearing a Ducks jersey. People interrupting my shot. Players charging at me. Skating Stopping Talking trash. Women.

A diversity of genders. A duck jersey. A good enforcer. A good puck handler. A good shooter. Fancy moves. Great coaching. Great goaltending by me. Knowing everything about your opposing team. Me. Pride. Signature moves. Their quickness

Fire the puck as hard as I can at the goalie. Flying V!! Get an aspiring speech then score a goal. Hit on my female teammate. I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me Its Knucklepuck Time! Kick some ass. Lasso my opponent. Make a joke to lighten up the mood. Make up unique plays. Replace the goalie. Run into the goalie. Triple Ariel with a Double Hump Camel that should split the defense and a Pirouette Half Toe-Touch for the goal.

Be aggresive towards them. Confuse them with the puck. Hook up with their girlfriend. How do you say in Italiano...Wussy? Pretend I'm the goalie and then score. Push them over before the game started. Put him through glass. QUACK!! Score. Show off my awesome slapshot before the game. Something sarcastic. Who cares? I'm more interested in my female teammate. You-you-you don't play well...

Awesomeness. Charming. Determined. Fun personality. Innocence. Leadership Loyalty. Making up excuses. My muscles. Patience. Proudful. Romantic. Sense of humor.

"Crazy?...why yes I am. For you." "Get in the box you big goon!" "I was the captain!!" "I was this close!" "Somebody better watch their hands." "That'll teach you to mess with the Ducks!!" "The meatballs slowing you down?" "They're bigger, stronger, more facial hair." "This is my only shot." "Who you calling white trash?" "YEEE-HAA!!!!" "Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks! "You want a piece of me?"