I am arresting you now, so you don't have to worry about it later.

Choose your gift:

Message:

Been in the car with you. Just a matter of time.

Whenever we go out together, you know its gonna happen.

You are so HOT, a fire is gonna happen.

You're wearing that? Here's your charge.

You know it's gonna happen. Get the arrest over while your sober and can understand it.

You know someone needs an ass-kicking. Here's you chance.

You have been arrested. This is to keep you from killing someone that needs a killing.

You know what you did, or will do soon.

Cause you stole my heart. xxoo.

You spend so much time on the internet, you need this arrest.

I know we are gonna talk and text 20 times today, so lets get the charge out of the way.