Ever want a pet ninja? How about an old shoe? Now you can send your friends funny, pointless, and sometimes gross gifts!

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Sleek, stealthy, and sometimes invisible, ninjas can get away with almost anything!

There's only one, and it smells pretty bad. Oh well... it'll make a great chew toy for your dog.

A window is great to see things out of, as well as a shield in an airsoft gun fight!

It's empty, but you can always recycle it.

No use trying to carve it. I bet the seeds are no good either.

Uh-oh... THIS won't go over well!

Who knows? It could come in handy someday!

Good to throw at people!

Ouch! I hope you got your tetanus shot!

Three diferent kinds! What a deal!