Bitter Bastard Gifts

Is your friend or family member being a bitter old bastard/bitch? Send them a Bitter Bastard Gift and maybe they might cheer up. If they don't, then at least you tried.

We all got to die someday. And if you're going to be a bastard, then smoke and speed up the process.

Drink and be happy you mopey bitch.

Feel the fizzy goodness.

Eat up you fat fuck!

Cheer up fucker, it smiles at you!

Refreshing juice made from lord knows what. For that perfect boost of vitamin C.

A cup of hot dark and day old coffee, just the way the Bitter Bastards like it.