How Weird Are You?

Would you use this advice if ever needed? "If you ever encounter a lonely lima bean, threaten to steal his best friend asparagus's step sister, the broccoli."

I do not recall the last time I ever needed to use advice like that.

If it came in handy, I guess I could.

That is the most pathetic tip I have ever heard. Ha. Even I know that lima beans are extinct.

YES! I NEEDED A TIP LIKE THAT YESTERDAY. Oh well. Can't turn back time.

Yes. tips like that are always needed.