How Rude Are You?

A very revealling quiz, based on an Oprah Winfrey test.

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How Rude Are You?

I am late...

Question 1 out of 13

not often right now. sorry, did I take too long to answer? usually

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Do you e-mail and talk on the phone?

Question 2 out of 13

Good golly no! I have in the past. Sometimes. Yup!

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If you are having a face to face conversation with someone and the telephone rings, what do you do?

Question 3 out of 13

Answer it. Apologize for the interruption. Check the call display. Uh, answer it. Moron.

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In a busy grocery store, you have 15 bags of Pork Rinds to buy. Do you:

Question 4 out of 13

Cut in front of the pregnant lady in the express lane. Help an old lady pack her groceries while you wait. Impatiently wait your turn...grumble, grumble. Use the express lane.

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In a meeting at work, you feel a burp coming on. Do you:

Question 5 out of 13

Attempt to burp the alphabet. Burp in your cupped hand. Risk intestinal distress by holding it in! Say

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In the movie theater:

Question 6 out of 13

I change my ringtone to parrot noises. I get tweets from Dennis Leary. I leave my phone with the valet. I put the phone on vibrate.

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Where does your dog "do his business"?

Question 7 out of 13

I've trained him to use the toilet. Neighbor's living room. Neighbor's yard. Sidewalk.

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I cut in line.

Question 8 out of 13

Even when I don't need to be in that line. Everwhere. Never. Once.

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I usually park.

Question 9 out of 13

Across two handicapped spots Across two spots I just don't drive. Too complicated. Wherever I can

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You are at the movies with your child, and he/she is kicking the seat directly in front. What do you do?

Question 10 out of 13

Apologize. Help kicking. Leave the movie. Tell them to aim higher.

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You discover an invitation to a wedding that happened last week, do you:

Question 11 out of 13

Ask that your meal be mailed to you. Make a donation in their name to the Human Fund Offer to pay for a second wedding, so you can attend. Send a $10 Blockbuster card

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Are you a gossip?

Question 12 out of 13

No, but I think Sue is...because I was talking to Allen and he said... Someone said I was. What's gossip? Who told you?

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Have you taken food that didn't belong to you?

Question 13 out of 13

Gimme. Not usually. Sometimes. Would you like my sandwich?

How Rude Are You?

I am late...

Do you e-mail and talk on the phone?

If you are having a face to face conversation with someone and the telephone rings, what do you do?

In a busy grocery store, you have 15 bags of Pork Rinds to buy. Do you:

In a meeting at work, you feel a burp coming on. Do you:

In the movie theater:

Where does your dog "do his business"?

I cut in line.

I usually park.

You are at the movies with your child, and he/she is kicking the seat directly in front. What do you do?

You discover an invitation to a wedding that happened last week, do you:

Are you a gossip?

Have you taken food that didn't belong to you?

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