Which Action Hero Are You?

I can use any weapon... even a lightsaber. I don't really like guns. I prefer unarmed combat. Knives, bows, machine guns, boxing gloves. Most of the time I use pistols. If I run out of ammo, I can destroy a helicopter with a car. Pistols, but I am also awesome in martial arts. Shotguns, chainguns, rocket lunchers Weapons?? ... Roundhouse kicks

I am a ghost. I am a universal soldier. I am an unstoppable cyborg. I can shoot explosive arrows with deadly accuracy. I have Jedi powers. It's me. No one can hit me.

Disarm him and break his arm. Disarm him and finish him with his knife. Disarm him and kick him in the head. Disarm him and shoot him with his own gun. He isn't that stupid. I have a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long career. So, I have options. Take the bullet, it can't hurt me.

I blow them up with my explosive arrows. I disarm them and knock them out one by one. I go in with rocket luncher and chaingun. I am a one man army. I kick in the door and start to shoot and hit them. I shoot them down one by one. I simply go in without weapons and say: "Give up". I use my martial arts skills.

Great. I don't have to aim. I just use my presence and they give up. I don't really need to aim with a chaingun. It's fine. It's good. It's ok. Perfect.

A nanomorph mimetic poly-alloy (liquid metal) assassin. A Sith. A Texas sized asteroid. Machete... uhm no, myself. Please. The military's supercomputer in a perfect human body. The Soviet Army.

"Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of me is called Logic "Hasta la vista, baby" "How does it feel to know you're about to die?" "I just want to eat" "I was out of bullets" "May the force be with you" “You’re gonna regret this the rest of your life… both seconds of it”