Really, How Saucy Are You?

Inserted a lightbulb into your mouth but fear removal without it breaking or dislocating your jaw. There is always a Wild America running through your mind. You attempted to set the church straight but in return were cursed. You pulled your bottom lip over your left foot.

Fear getting the mess on yourself and therefore hesitate. Find it absolutely repulsive. Friggin do it! Think about it all while giggling quietly to yourself.

Sit down and find your Zen. Take em' all on! Whip out a can of cheese whiz from your pocket. Yell anything outloud

Drive a nail home! Lick, stick it and then do the damage. Shield yourself from the splatter. Would move with some quickness.