Which Movie Related Profession Are You?

I wonder where they got funding for that kind of story. It reminds me a lot of this new project of mine... A great step forward from the director's previous film, which was complete rubbish. Great, great, man. The end was a bit slow, though. But I just loved the music! I can't talk right now. I have to text the main actress tomorrow, she looks fabulous in that wig. It was so touching, especially the marriage scene, I had to cry... What a pity the bridesmaids swithch places in the editing just before the 'yes'. That's what I call a good film. It sold in fifteen territories, you know. The dog, man, that was hilarious! You know, the distand barking of the dog in the bank robbery scene...? Oh, you didn't hear that? Those new lenses are fabulous! I have to try them out! What a great character. Don't you think I would be perfect for that role?

.Seen out of context of the chinese fifth generation/romanian new wave/neo-neo-realism, it could pass, but it's actually rubbish. Haha, that one sure won't be around for long. I couldn't hear anything. It was too loud! It was very green. I don't get this green fashion. Horrible! It's not the fault of the main actress if thei ruined her performance with that ridiculous hairstyle. Oh, come on. They even forgot the tripod in the frame. And her clothes keep changing from frame to frame. Horrible. Oh, it was not so bad, in fact. I know the producer, he is involved with this new project of mine... Thank God I turned that one down! What a flop! Did you see her hair?? This guy just appears in the third act, he has no motivation, nothing to do with the story, it totally ruins the picture. Well, it took us three months to finish, you know, and I was getting a divorce at the time...

Anything, but not the same thing as yesterday, and there must be salad and desert and something warm. And coffee! Daily special at the sushi joint downstairs. Grilled fish. My new project, in fact, is about.. Hot soup. Or ice-cream. Or both. I only eat boiled vegetables and steamed fish. Oh, and chocolate semi detached cream mokkachino. Large. Just a coffee, the light is changing. Shrimp coctail and a bloody mary. The pizza leftovers from two days ago. What? I'll take lunch later. When someone else is paying.

Cannes. Home. I don't like to travel. New York. Somewhere quiet and warm. With lots of women. And coctails. Sweden. In the summer The office. The red carpet. The Web. Upstairs by the coffee machine. There is even a window.

Critic Director of photography. Director. Editor. Make up artist. None. Producer Script writer. Sound guy. The Star.