Which Family Dog Are You?

Food? Eh, I never really... you know... I chew. and chew. and chew. and chew. I chew a LOT... and finally I swallow it. Mmm, delicious! I GULP IT UP BEFORE I KNOW WHETHER IT TASTED GOOD OR NOT!!! I smell it. If it smells good and edible I try it. If it sucks I leave it there or spit it out. If it is hard to chew or swallow, I let someone else have it if they want it.

EVERYTHING!!! ITS GOTTA BE BETTER THAN QUALITY!!!! It's ok, but sometimes I don't like it if it makes me uncomfortable or weird. Quality exists? Oh yeah. I guess I don't spend enough time around quality... or whatever you said. Quality... quality... yes, yes, YESSSS!!! Quality? I don't really care, but it's really good!!! I like good quality, it rocks!

New York City Paris, France San Diego or *MAYBE* try a cruise around Beverly Hills, although technically that's not living. Stay here or live by the pond. The Beach???

DING DONG??? Where'd that come from??? THE SOUND... ITS MAKIN ME CRAZY! I'M GETTING THE DOOR, NOT YOU!! TOO BAD, SO SAD!! HAHA I GOT THE DOOR!!! OMG WHO IS THAT??? IVE GOTTA SEE WHO IT IS!!! NOW!! Ooh, doorbell! I'll get it! Ooh, ooh, lookit!!! someones at the door, i wanna see who!

*sigh* Darn it! I wanted it MY way! HEY! Gimmie MY way, right now, please! Make it MY way!!! ITS GOTTA BE MY WAAAY ARGGG!!! My way, please, my way my way my way! Seriously?!? *roll your eyes and groan* (with attitude)

Freak out and scream a doggie scream and shake and whimper Get scared and start barking a lot (at the stuffed Superman on the bed or at the burglar?) Get super scared, really scared and feel like you gotta be brave (manly if you are a guy) Growl at him and threaten him! Run over to him and BITE HIS LEG!!! HE DESERVED IT!!!

Exciting, like adventure, but not an everyday thing for me. Amazing... in an odd-feeling way. Not enough. PLEASE, give me the best private-jet first class! Okay, but sometimes it kinda gets me worrying. Really scary... Weird... unusual for me!

Aggressive/Weird Kinda Mean/Rude-ish Nice/A Good Person Spoiled/Materialistic Weird/Funny

Cookie Froggieeee!! Come BAAAACK!!! Pig's Ear Super-comfy doggie furniture/bed Treat!!!

He'd give me all the treats and comfort in the world! He'd give me everything I want!!! Like, RIGHT right right now!!!! REALLY now! He'd make my life more wonderful and great! Oh, please! No-one's good enough for MOI!! Who's Cupid?