Yo Mama

so fat she fell in love and broke it. so stupid took two hours to watch a 45 minute TV show so ugly she joined an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals

so fat she has more rolls than the town bakery so stupid she tried to arange M&Ms in alphabetical order so ugly she makes onions cry

so fat if you yell in her belly button your voice echos so stupid she picked out all the W's in an M&M factory so ugly when she came out of a haunted house she had a job application

so fat when she was in the ocean spain claimed her for new land so stupid when she jumped out of a 85th story window to commit suicide, she lived so ugly when she went out side the FBI arrested her for serial killing --- letting people she her face

so fat/tall when you climbed on top of him, your ears popped so stupid she thought Ms. Mouse was normal so ugly she lost in a ugly contest between all galaxies-- she competed against aliens