What Stupid Christmas Present Are You?

Go in the kitchen and help all the ladies with the cooking and cleaning. Maybe even babysit your new-born cousins! Rip open your new video games, hop on the couch, and ignore everyone so you can be in the gaming zone. Sit in a corner with all of your teenage cousins, and brag about how great your life compared to theirs. Sit with all the older people in the living room, and exchange boring stories about your lives. Then move on to the little kids, and play pretend!

Buy cleaning supplies, and clean the ENTIRE house while everyone's asleep. Get her a plant and watch it die. Woo. Hey, it's the circle of life, right?! Give the money back to your dad, and stay up all night knitting her a quilt. It's the thought that counts! Go and buy yourself a new hot pair of shoes, a size too small for your mom. Then explain to her you didn't know her size, so you'll just have to wear them!

Explain that you've got serious cleaning to do before dating. But you'd love to hang out with them from 5 to 7 every night after dinner! Refuse to go out with them, you've got gaming to do. But invite them over for a video game competition to make them happy. Snottily say that you're way to good for them, after bursting out loud during class at the note. What a loser! Yes, yes, a MILLION times YES! You've had so many dates and they've all dumped you after going out one night. Maybe this crush could be the one!!

Country and '60's, man. Gotta stay in the groove. Pop. Hip-Hop. Rap. What ever's "in" at the time. Rock music alllllll the way. War music, and like, you know, the Darth Vader theme song.

A rat or a cockroach or something. Something that can cause chaos while I play video games. A snake, duh! It'll stay out of my way while I clean, and they're vicious. Um, a cat? Weren't they like royalty to mummies like, a bagillion years ago? Who needs pets? I like to let the animals run free. But if I had to pick, it'd be a squirrel.

Ewwww! Kiss?!?! Do you have ANY idea how many germs there are involved in that?!? Just give them a quick peck on the cheek, and dash off. You need to get back to your COD videogame. Just let it sink in. It probably wouldn't happen in a while, anyway. Slap them after they kiss you, and run off yelling "RAPE!" Anything to attract attention.

Convertable. I wanna look like beach barbie driving down the country lane! I'd rather bike, thanks. Stay eco-friendly. But an Audi-R8 DOES sound nice... Tie-Dye van. Hey, they used to be hip! Uhm... are tanks optional? Or Submarines? What about aircraft?