My Role In The Impending Bovine Revolution

Are the veal medallions marinated in milk, Garcon? Bread and water are all I require for sustenance. Eat Mor Chikn. I don't care what it is, as long as it's rare. I hanker for a hunka, a slice, a slab, a chunka. I hanker for hunka cheese. I'll have a nice salad of organic arugala and dandelion greens please. I'll have whatever you're having. What I wouldn't give for a nice, juicy steak right about now. Whatever Lord Taurus wills, I shall eat! And I shall like!

Go ahead, make my day! (Dirty Harry) I got a present for ya'! (C&C Commando) Moderate strength is shown in violence; supreme strength is shown in levity. (G. K. Chesterton) Spoon! (The Tick) The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him. (Sun Tzu) The glory of God is man fully alive. (St. Irenaeus) We were in the nick of time. You were in terrible peril. (Lancelot) What is the sound of one hoof clopping? (Moohatma Gandhi) What's a word of truth when you can't be true, to anyone or yourself (Exit Clov)

Cow tipping. Man, I could do that for hours even if I wasn't drunk. Which I was. Dude, I had the most excellent adventure! I watched all five seasons of Lost again! And Firefly! And Scrubs! I went to the beach again. Just can't get enough of the water! In the Sinai Desert in 1200 BC. It glistened, it glowed, it rose from the gold of the children of Israel (and most of the adults) Seeking the Dragon Scroll. Snapped the safety off my machine pistol and slid a finger to the trigger. Spent every weekend at the Renaissance Faire. Got my name on my underwear. The distant hills call to me. Their rolling waves seduce my heart.

Continental Drift. Cow tipping. I mean, seriously. That's just plain mean. Democrats Disarray. Don’t you just hate it when your assault rifle jams after only two or three boxes of ammo? Humans. And I don't mean the Cockburn album. Mean people suck. When people cheat at Twister. Winter legs give me heart attacks. So take if off with lasers so it never comes back.

Can't we all just get along? Flies. Chopsticks. You work it out. Guns don't kill people. * I * kill people. I was bitten by a cow as a small child. I haven't forgotten. J. Michael Straczynski is my hero! Let's get this party started! Listen three eyes, don't you try to outweird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. Such is the Will of Lord Taurus! Three words: Boneless Chicken Ranch.