The Quiz Of J.Z.

Accept that you are a failure. Beat them up./Yell at them. Coolly change the subject with jokes. Firmly tell them that they really better not tell anyone your secret.

Call for help. Cut the red wire. Run out of the building, saving yourself but killing your friend. Think, "I'll just die along side my friend."

Ask him if it would like any juice and talk to it about the latest iPhone. Do whatever the bunny says. Sell it to the highest bidder; the bunny isn't happy, but you get tons of cash! Teach Abel about human philosophy.

A slave. Don't wanna choose. Playful dog. Sentient guard dragon.

Earth is nice. Lots of people. Mars. Light gravity, lots of sharp rocks, not too many annoying talking bunnies, my kinda place! The planet Abel came from; he seemed pretty cool. Wherever my friends are.