How Good Is Your Karma?

Hard to say, I might need the money, but I should return it... I need the money more than anyone else, so I'd take it. I would think about it a bit, then take it. I would try my very best to return it, but I can't promise anything. I would try to find the owner near where I found it, but I wouldn't spend much time on it. I'd do whatever it took to give it back to the rightful owner. I'd probably take it, it has no other use now. Take it, duh!

All the time. Every day. I do what I can but... I try not to. Quite a bit actually. Never on purpose. Never. Somtimes, if I have to.

All the time. Is there someone you want off your back? ARE YOU KIDDING?!? I don't think so. Monthly. No way. No. Once or twice, why? Umm, I might have.

Never. Once a day. Once every two or three days. Once in the morning, and once at night, every day. Once when I was three. Weekly or so. Well I took one last month. When's February again.

As long as it pays good, I'm in. I help to save the enviroment and sick persons. I kill, I thought we already went over this. I make a lot of money. I make sure my family's running smoothly. I try to help with charities. It doesn't help others in any way. It leads to other people's suffering.