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Ahh, our noble American Shorthair
He's pure gold ;)
Gaze into my eyes cuz IMMA' FIRIN' MEH LAZOR!
It is not pronounced Lea pard!
Holy crap! He's so cute!
Help me! Please adopt me!
I'm cold... please adopt me into a warm house.
It's so hot and bad over here please adopt me.
Please adopt me!
I'm a nice house pet and a nice lion, I'm endangered so please let me come in and live.
I'm endangered and a very rare species please help me.
Please adopt me.
Hi, my name is Bob.
Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
We need the fire department, the location is We don't know!
I want the cat!
Gaze into my eyes, HEY STOP LOOKING AT MY EARS!
Undies?
Why oh why?
My owner isn't name Geoffery
STOP CALLING ME FLAT!
Do I fish for fish, or do i fish for cats?
Where's all my fur?
Hug me, and I'll bite you.
I AM NOT A LEAPORD!
We da' big eared twins, yo.